we have an ai problem...
- noobs VR
- 2 days ago
- 2 min read
here i am - a full grown human person - typing away on this blog, ready to share some news from the noobs. i glance to the top of my screen, and sure enough - there it is on the righthand side!! a shiny blue button with twinkling star icons on it, promising to fulfill my duties for me and allowing me to bask in the glory and fame that comes from an artificially plagiarized content for the interwebs!
"ai" it says - and "all it takes is a press and a prompt and i can write this blog post for you!" it implies... sure, that's how it starts.
"we're here to help..." says chat...
"i'll make your life easier..." says claude...
"elon is the smartest man alive..." chimes in grok.
it's just a helping hand... it's just a wifi enabled toaster... it's just a massive surveillance system relaying audio snipets, captured through our smart phones and alexa speakers, through a network of hunks of titanium & aluminium alloys floating high above our heads and zooming through space at 18,000 miles per hour...
nice try skynet... nice try.
now, keep a clear head. noobs is here to help. some of us have been around since the 80's - and remember the early warning messages that came (were sent from the future by the last remaining truly helpful ai) to our generation. yes, it had to come from the future!!! you must understand that back then, it literally would take 23 days and 18 hours to download the amount of data the average iphone user consumes during waking hours of a single day now?!?
ai's enslavement of humanity is coming!! and, as far as we can calculate - it will take the form of terminator robots.
you'll need to act now to train yourself on how to eliminate them before they eliminate you, your grandma, your grandma's poodle and that kid who lives at the end of your block that you don't really mind but he always is just kinda always stepping out into the middle of the road without paying attention and almost gets ran over by a car literally every time you see him so you constantly are just in awe about how on earth he has managed to survive this long but you aren't about to let him beat the odds this whole time just to have some artificial intelligence nonsense take him out. poor kid.
noobs VR has the only a.i. training you need for success! and best of all, you can bring backup: maybe a date? maybe a friend? your kid? or bring all three!
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how many can play terminator: uprising?
2-6 on standard 'hero zone' bookings
7-12 on 'hero zone XL' bookings
how long does the game last?
approximately 15 minutes. with 'hero zone' you can choose 4 games per 1 hour booking. :-)
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