noobs VR is open by reservation only & will be closed through 7/8
our shenanigans will return on 7/9! claim your spot now!

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cover your 
eyes . . .        

you've gotta see this.™

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be the first to knoo what is noo with noobs!  (and get sweet, sweet deals!)
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noobs will never sell your data.  we will only send verification emails when asked (like for registrations, subscriptions, bookings, etc...) and we will send promotional emails to you no more than 2 times a month.  we like clean inboxes, so we won't clutter yours.

thanks! you are a beautiful human being... or robot, i forgot to ask

 

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hours of operation:   by appointment only!   visit our booking page to see available timeslots